You know, i was there that night and you guys did NOT swim across that fucking river. You and your bro's skinny asses were drunk and probably high. You fell in like a couple of idiots and when I told you to dry your clothes by the fire, you stripped down to your hairless puny birthday suits. Dumb asses. Danny, you loser, your bro threw your shoes in the fire and they melted. Ha, that was fuckin' funny!